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16th Jun 2011, 12:00 AM
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Not the best start..
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Author Notes:
Magravan edit delete
Okay, first of all, the "Think outside the brain" slogan was from AngryRob of Love Kills Slowly, a super hero comic set in Canada. Which makes it AWESOME... The fact that it's a well made comic doesn't hurt either.

On the note of Canada, I wanted to say that I was REALLY hoping that Vancouver would win the Stanley Cup, just because they are a Canadian team, and I'm all for supporting Canada. Buuut, I realized that half of Boston's team is from Canada anyway, so really, it's kind of moot anyway... But yeah, still wish they'd won... Oh well, another year guys!

And about the comic itself... This is a new character that June has wanted to introduce for a loooong time, but still isn't the one that I was planning to introduce... Damnit. I can't seem to write her in! Anyway, more girls for the comic, yay :)

See you guys on Monday :D
Skrael (I'm the artist) edit delete
Skrael (I'm the artist)
PLANTS! Ugh. Also, slick looking TOGM factory office building main entrance foyer, no? :D

PS It's Foy-yay, not Foy-err.

User comments:
greengirl77 (Guest) edit delete reply
I dig those kind of plants. I miss them. I used to have one that wrapped all around my entire living room. When I moved into my current apartment it died because I didn't have as much light :(
I love the Foyay. :D
Kevin edit delete reply
Bad first day on the job... I can relate.
Jrade edit delete reply
Fo-yah, Fo sho.

First time I've ever said that.

Cool green-tinged hair.
MatthewJA edit delete reply
Is she a four or a three?

Richard (Guest) edit delete reply
He seems like just about any boss you can think of.
MatthewJA edit delete reply
'grats on three hundred, btw!
Butt Hunter edit delete reply
Butt Hunter


I know the tour's pretty boring and all, BUT STILL.
Zomburai edit delete reply
His expression in the last panel is absolutely priceless.
Frosty edit delete reply
I love the last panel :D
aok666 (Guest) edit delete reply
...what about animals? I can't remember seeing any animals in this strip at all. Were they Enlightened or just killed by the early zombies?
Guest (Guest) edit delete reply
Bwah hah hah, I love Robert, he's an awesome villain, and every villain has to have henchmen who get things wrong. In all seriousness, he should of been more specific, it may be evil and all, but if people what something, they should just say it as it is, there are alot of very literal people out there, who take things at face value and cant tell the difference between friendly, menacing or sarcasm.
Thisguy (Guest) edit delete reply
Dam, forgot to put my name on previous comment
...It's Thisguy
D_Man edit delete reply
I really want to see the rest of the tour now.
model S (Guest) edit delete reply
-immitates homer simpson- -pulls out megaphone- "it's my first day" in english, russian, chinese, german, french, and penguin-

but yea. looking good as usual skrale. and great writing as always mag! -2 thumbs up-
Muchacho NL edit delete reply
Muchacho NL
I loved the dramatic pauze between "give her" and "the tour".

Also loved how he went back and actually wanted to confirm she understood him xD
He's just your typical bad ass villain who wants some recognition every once in a while xD
And I also loved the blank expression on the new girl's face while explaining what she's been told to say while giving a tour :p

All in all, I loved the shit out of the whole comic.
MasterofWeirdness edit delete reply
299 subscribers!!!
Ghost286 edit delete reply
C'mon Beth bean her over the head with one of the potted plants and leg it!
T. Gatto (Guest) edit delete reply
Best one so far!

I almost wet myself ;)
Yeah I know way too much information.
T.Gatto edit delete reply
Hey It said I was a guest last comment, so I had to post again to rate you a 5 for today! Keep it up!!!!!
Stephen (Guest) edit delete reply
I think the actual tour would have been more torturous especially in light of how it starts out. Crimes against zombie humanity!
Ghost286 edit delete reply
tbh Stephen I agree with you, actually I feel that was almost the main point ^^
jordanch68 edit delete reply
This is awesome! Let me guess, Duke Nukem to the rescue? :)
the_brigand (Guest) edit delete reply
i'm curious to see how the TOGM gets made, and what it's made of...
T.Gatto edit delete reply
Ok I was so excited I forgot to say;

- Beth's facial expressions in this one are priceless!

- I love the new security guard girl (not literaly). How difficult could it be for Beth to escape, from such alert and professional custody?

- The five? Who/what are they? So Robert needed some help! Was Thomas or John one of them? I know Robert is THE five, but it sounded like their were 5 indivuals (like the final 5 Cylons).

Too many questions!
Syaoran edit delete reply
Derp, poor Beth, now she'll never know what the rest of the tour is about.

And question, isn't that the same jumpsuit John was in the first comic? Lol.
T.Gatto edit delete reply
Good call Syaoran!

Also is that John, Thomas, or a twin in the "So, you're a zombie now: Category 2" strip (12-21-09) stamping the TOGM cans?

Sorry to make so many comments, I just loved this strip.
maxis (Guest) edit delete reply
hey, just here to say that moot means "open to discussion" not no discussion like people think. OH, i also love the comic.
MatthewJA edit delete reply
Magravan edit delete reply
@greengirl77 - Awwwww sorry to hear about your plant :(

@Kevin - I don't think I've ticked off the head of the known world on my first day before... :)

@Jrade - And with any luck, the last time :)

@MatthewJA - We'll have to wait and see :D

@Richard - I've had some good bosses :D Heck, my boss called me early this morning after I'd been up for over 24 hours and I still agreed to come work an extra shift for him, just because I like him as a boss :D

@MatthewJA - Since we have 300 now, thank you ;)

@Jacob Gristwood - Yes! ... Wait, more? I thought the tour she was giving was bad enough :D

@Zomburai - Poor guy... He needs to get out more... Or really, just get out.

@Ice the frosty cat - Thanks :)

@aok666 - I can say that they were not enlightened. The continued existance of animals is yet to be seen. Mainly because I didn't want a talking animal.

@Thisguy pretending to be a Guest - You'd think, given the fact that he works with Twos, that he'd be more used to this sort of thing...

@D_Man - Hahaha :) I don't think Beth could handle it!

@model S - That's the voice I read it in when I was writing it :D

@Muchacho NL - He's worked with Twos too often to leave it at that :) I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed this one :) I think that we're going to have fun with this girl in the future.. :D

@MasterofWeirdness - 300 now, but yes!

@Ghost286 - :O But she was so nice!

@T.Gatto - Haha.. I'm glad you enjoyed it! That's what we aim for, here at TOGM... Making you ALMOST wet yourself. Too little is boring, too much is .. well.. too much.

@Stephen - Ha! You might be right :D

@Ghost286 - That was certainly a portion of the point :D

@jordanch68 - I don't get the reference... *confused*

@the_brigand - Me too! I've always wanted to kno- oh I guess you wanted me to tell you... I believe we may be at an impasse...

@T.Gatto - Given the fact that she's still susceptible to Control, I'd say more difficult than it appears :D

And no, "The Wisdom of the Five" is one of the catchphrases of Robert's PR people ;)

@Syaoran - Clearly not. Beth's boobs would never have fit in John's :D

@T.Gatto - We are happy with your varied comments :D And no, it's not John or anyone looking like him.. :) It's an artistic reference by Robert's PR people. Who may or may not have gotten to see Thomas, based on how much different it looks... :)

@maxis - Really? I've heard it used to mean that it's beyond discussion now so many times that I assumed that was the proper meeting... I believe that Moots are called in the SCA though, in order to discuss things... Hmmm, definitely something I'll have to look up! Thanks for letting me know :D

@MatthewJA - Yes! We were going to do a thank you image, but quite frankly, I have no idea what to do. We were considering a 300 themed thing, June mentioned drawing 300 Ones (Craaaazy), and we had an idea for an animation when we were closer to 200 that just didn't pan out... Mainly because we didn't think that people would want to wait for 200+ names to scroll by :D But yeah, we have 300 subscribers on ComicFury... Thank you to everyone who subscribed! I hope that at least some of you are still reading and enjoying :D
model S (Guest) edit delete reply
i really like the tour girl. i hope she makes a comeback down the line! it'd be cool.
Muchacho NL edit delete reply
Muchacho NL
@Mag: Put Beth in bikini lying down with full cleavage shown, while John is rubbing sunscreen on her back, and you have a big thumbs up :D
model S (Guest) edit delete reply
oh one more thing. -kicks MatthewJA into a pit- this is madness. bitch. sparta is 2 miles that way. -points west-
Magravan edit delete reply
@model S - She's going to be a recurring character :)

@Muchacho NL - Haha :)

@model S - Well that's just embarrassing, frankly... Kicking people down the wrong well? Ouch.
model S (Guest) edit delete reply
ah mag. your rapier wit never ceases to get a lol from me. it's his fault for using a crappy cliche. besides. he'll be fine, the man eating dolls are in that well -points to the other well- this one just has horny dolphins.
Kyo edit delete reply
i will not subscribe one moment before I have twice as many subscribers as you
MatthewJA edit delete reply
I assure you there are 300 subs.
Magravan edit delete reply
@model S - We are going to use the same crappy cliche, I think :D

@Kyo - That's okay, the fact that you read and comment is worth more than a subscription to me ;)

@MatthewJA - Well, I think we're going to have extra people on our 300 image ;D
model S (Guest) edit delete reply
yea but you're allowed to as it's your comic. he's making bad 300 jokes in the coments. and that's deserving of being kicked into the horny dolphin well. atleast he finally gets laid.
Magravan edit delete reply
That's ... not a thought I wanted to think about... In any capacity. Ew.
model S (Guest) edit delete reply
yea. i guess that is too far. well robert has a new threat for beth now O.o
Magravan edit delete reply
I think I'm going to pass on that one ;)
Beta Maxis (Guest) edit delete reply
I love it when a naive ditz ruins the drama of a scene, and I love the lampshading even more!