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Magravan edit delete
I'm thinking that he is trying to score himself a rescue... Devious, devious nameless security guard ;)

Annnd the winner of the TOGM shirt is... MarshmallowGherkin :D I let Chatzy choose since I only had 8 people enter, and got in trouble for being too verbose by the people who didn't realize that they could hit me up for a free shirt ;)

Ahhh well. Sorry to those who entered and didn't win! We're not going to be doing a T-shirt for February. Unfortunately, our financial situation took a few hits, and we need to look to savings... $20-30 a month for a shirt giveaway was sadly one of the casualities.

Hope you had a great weekend, and enjoyed the Super Bowl if you happen to watch it. I'm not normally into football, but they gave me pizza and wings, so I was a lot more inclined to watch it :)

Take care, see you Thursday!
User comments:
FenBisher edit delete reply
so by the font being the same as RZ, is that the implication that security guy is regressing?
aok666 (Guest) edit delete reply
He was meant to be talking in MouthBreatherBB last time (error in production). Remember he started talking in it after Chad ripped his head off?
And I don't get why he's so happy.
Cyrian (Guest) edit delete reply
I don't get it either. I wonder if he recovers as soon as his body is back on his head, tough...
Or maybe it has something to do with TOGM? It doesn't make them samter but stops them from getting dumber. I recall there was something like that.
Cyrian (Guest) edit delete reply
And by "his body back on his head" i meant " his head back onhis body" ^^
aok666 (Guest) edit delete reply
TOGM stops them from getting cravings which would eventually make them lose control of themselves, so they don't exactly get dumber as such without it.
Magravan edit delete reply
@FenBisher - RZ's voice is gravely and the Security Guard now sounds like him. Obviously by his vocabulary, he's not becoming a Two intellectually.

@aok666 - Yeah, error in production... It's been a while since someone headless (and not on a pillar) has talked... Definitely my mistake though.

As for happy, he's basically doing the pet store puppy act ;)

@Cyrian - TOGM keeps them from regressing, but the security guard is not regressing intellectually. His voice is just changed :)

@aok666 - They do, to some degree. Robert without TOGM for years would be speaking in Mouthbreather, and his vocabulary would be limited to "Brains"... However, the moment that he got more TOGM, he would immediately be returned to EvilGenius and his typical speech patterns.

He would regress considerably faster the next time if he didn't get an ongoing supply though.
aok666 (Guest) edit delete reply
How do zombies on Trophy Case Duty etc stay TOGM'd up anyway? They have no digestive system, and we know that TOGM goes to their stomach because of R.Z. getting a huge stomach that time when he ate enough TOGM for "ten hungry people" (just after the microscope blew up, in case anyone wants to look it up).
Magravan edit delete reply
That's a good question :D
T.Gatto edit delete reply
Sigh, I guess I'll just have to buy a TOGM shirt, oh well. ;)

As for the nameless Security guard, I think he should be named Bubbles, because his current situation (aside from the proximity of Beth's bosom) really BLOWS!

As for headless Zombies talking, I think TOGM creates a mostly latent psychic link, which is why the brain eating pyramid works, John/Thomas must therefore be naturally receptive telepaths to hear the zombies.
aok666 (Guest) edit delete reply
Or their voiceboxes are intact and some extra growth allows them to draw air upwards through their trachea.
Have John or Thomas ever listened to head-only zombies, though? (zombies with bodies probably talk the normal way) No guarantee otherwise that John and Thomas can/could hear Trophy Case Talk.
Skrael (I'm the artist)
Cobra Bubbles!
model S (Guest) edit delete reply
Hehe. i see what he did there. Putting on the puppydog act. But he's not really useful without a body.... Except as a projectile... XD "zombie in the hoooole!" -throws nsg's head-
Lunaroki edit delete reply
I dunno model S. Put him on a stick and there could be all types of uses for him! Zombie Head On A Stick got a lot of mileage over in Sluggy Freelance. ;)
aok666 (Guest) edit delete reply
Nameless Security Guard Head On A Stick: You Know You Want One
PhilC edit delete reply
I had to go all the way back to #172 to find out why the monitor by the door was missing - I had forgotten Katie had taken it. And poor RZ - no one ever believes the little kid!
T.Gatto edit delete reply
Thought I'd point out that TOGM (and other) merchandise 1/2 off till Friday at the above link. Just click on a shirt, or mug, and the details come up, with the code to put in at time of purchase.


Get em' while they are cheep!
bbedlam edit delete reply
Bubbles wouldn't be a bad name for NSG, but I vote for Hoover... because his situation really sucks.



Magravan edit delete reply
@T.Gatto - Sorry :) I was surprised only 8 people tried for it, and then someone told me it was because I write Essays, and they don't read them... Which explained it pretty well ;)

I will say that the headless zombies are definitely speaking, it is not happening via telepathy ;)

@aok666 - I don't think he has, no.

@Skrael - Yes! That would be a wonderful choice for a name for him :D

@model S - Well he might have some uses... :)

@Lunaroki - A stick makes everything better :) Jeff Dunham gets mileage out of a Jalapeno on a stick ;)

@aok666 - Mmmm, Convention food ;)

@Phil C - Yeah, RZ's track record hasn't been the best for honesty...

@T.Gatto - I think that's just the 2 day shipping option that's 50% off. :/

@bbedlam - Or Dyson, because they never lose suck-tion ;)
L (Guest) edit delete reply
Maybe you already answered this or drew a picture before (I already archive-binged but I don't remember), but what does Beth look like without the replacements, contact lenses etc.?
Feartheswans (Guest) edit delete reply
I'm a reader not a writer, but I was browsing through the store and being one to prefer buying ceramic over cotton, I was wondering if there are any plans to put out more cup designs in the future. Right now you only have one option available.
Feartheswans edit delete reply

EUREKA! I think you've got it!

Rolling around on the ground like he has, he's probably come a real Dirt Devil.

He's lucky though, once Chad starts he can "Dice on".... and on and on....
Magravan edit delete reply
@L - Unrecognizable, really. Much like all of the other zombies, she'd basically have her head shape... Black eyed... The hair is a replacement, everything below the neck is a replacement and she's probably had skin replacements on her head as well... So without anything, she'd probably look like a horribly decomposed head with pristine skull ;)

@Feartheswans - I think that the cup was just a 'Hey, how does this work?' kind of thing. If you're interested and have some ideas, let us know... If June has time, she might be able to get something done up in a reasonable timeframe ;)

And I see that you're a punner... I get the feeling you're going to fit in well ;)